The awkward moment when you spell a common word...
tamitha: I don’t ask for advice often because I don’t like to be judged. This is frustrating sometimes.
Where did the word "FUCK" come from?
Long time ago in England, a couple could not have a sex without a written permission from the king (Except if she/he was a member of the royal family). So if someone wanted to have babies, they will go to the king to ask for a written permission. The king then gave a kind of pass card that must be hung on the bedroom door when they had a sex. The card read “F.U.C.K.” (Fornification Under Consent...
Go to the top of a mountain, get one bar of...
A romantic story.
maxybonn: thelordvoldemort: lovemyselfandimset: mibou: fullofsassandlyrium: fwips: And they lived happily ever after. SAHASHJKASHLJKWQGJKHQWGLKJHSAKJGQWKLGWHQLKJHWKLJQGKJLQWLW AIR, PLEASE SOMEONE AIRRRRRRRRR— XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OH MY GOD. JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL. AHDJASHFJASFJNASJF. Holy fuck.. gpoy.
knockturn alley: The 100 Most Beautiful Words in... →
fairylullaby: Ailurophile A cat-lover. Assemblage A gathering. Becoming Attractive. Beleaguer To exhaust with attacks. Brood To think alone. Bucolic In a lovely rural setting. Bungalow A small, cozy cottage. Chatoyant Like a cat’s eye. Comely Attractive. Conflate To blend together. Cynosure A focal point of admiration. Dalliance A brief love affair. Demesne Dominion, territory. Demure Shy...
[Today], every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips,...– Tina Fey, Bossypants (via whatisconfidence) this is beautiful <3 Pure poetry (via wherestoriesaretold) why is so so godly (via idontknowwhatthatmeans)
Eddplant: For the socially awkward penguins →
eddplant: I thought I’d reblog this from Smart Pretty and Awkward for all of my lovely followers who get a tad tongue tied at parties, cpd meetings and when meeting new people. Love thy fellow penguin :) How to be (less) Awkward: Below is a basic HHH (Hi, How are you, Host) outline to use when…
That moment when you really want to be friends...
arthurserious: j-gatsby: needlebug: BUT YOU’RE TOO DAMN SOCIALLY AWKWARD. all the time. aaaalllllllllllllll the time. I’m afraid to say that this is me errrrday